– What’s so bad about being a pig?
– It’s undignified.
– Undignified?
– Walking about with your nose the same height as your asshole.
– Snout.
– What’s that?
– Pigs have snouts, not noses. So it would be your snout the same height as your asshole.
– Nose, snout… You’re still trotting about gazing up everybody else’s assholes all day long. What kind of society is that?
– An equal one?
Black Mirror S04E05 “Metalhead”