It’s like with human life: if you’re lucky enough to reach old age, the phases of your life will be: birth, childhood, puberty, masturbation, masturbation with a partner, pathetic attempts at masturbation, and death.
Astutillo Smeriglia in his blog “In coma è meglio” (“Being in a Coma is Better”) – Come nasce una teoria del complotto (“How a Conspiracy Theory is Born”)