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Grouped by loosely related themes.

abandonment, angst, transience:

Melancholia (2011)
Vortex (2021)
The Turin Horse (A torinói ló) (2011)

The Terminator (1984)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

The Exorcist (1973)
Dark Water (2002)
Lilya 4-ever (Lilja 4-ever) (2002)
La Femme Nikita (Nikita) (1990)

Pulse (Kairo) (2001)
Martyrs (2008)

schizoidness, alienation:

Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Whatever (Extension du domaine de la lutte) (1999) (see here the book)
Oslo, August 31st[🡕] (2011)
Red Desert (Il deserto rosso) (1964)
The Fire Within (Le feu follet) (1963)
He Was a Quiet Man (2007)
Palindromes (2004)
Detachment (2011)
Virgin Mountain (2015)
Who Works Is Lost (Chi lavora è perduto / In capo al mondo) (1963)

clinical depression, self-harm:

Helen (2009)
Prozac Nation (2001)
Secret Cutting (Painful Secrets) (2000)

romantic, erotic:

Poor Things (2023)
The Hole (2001)
A Girl on the Shore (うみべの女の子) (2021)
Like Crazy (2011)
Buffalo ’66 (1998)
Deep End (1970)
Love Battles (Mes séances de lutte) (2013)

Madrid, 1987 (2011)
Two Lovers (2008)
The Cyclone (Il ciclone) (1996)

Water Lilies (Naissance des Pieuvres) (2007)
Blue Is the Warmest Colour (La Vie d’Adèle – Chapitres 1 & 2) (2013)

Géminis (2005)

drugs:

16 Years of Alcohol (2003)
Smashed (2012)
Another Round (2020)

Christiane F. (Christiane F. – Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo) (1981)

utopia, cults:

We Are the Flesh (Tenemos la carne) (2016)
Mouth to Mouth (2005)
Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011)
Innocence (2004)
Dogtooth (Κυνόδοντας) (2009)

sci-fi:

Cube (1997)
Primer (2004)

documentaries:

The Alpinist (2021)
Free Solo (2018)
Alex Honnold: The Soloist VR (2022, VR 360°)
Invisible (2005)

street racing:

Maximum Velocity (V-Max) (Velocità massima) (2002)
The Fast and the Furious (2001)

Stuff I’ve watched

The very first part of the list is very old movies in random order: consider that nostalgia can be responsible for some positive ratings. After those, they are in chronological order based on when I watched them.

Legend

Rating


⭐	Very good
👍	Good
🍿	Has some entertainment value
😐	Meh
💩	Bad
🤢	Very annoying to watch
🤮	Unbearable watch
(none of these)	I don’t remember, I should rewatch it. Or I don’t care to rate it.

Additional rating info


🏆	Objectively a masterpiece
💔	Very emotional
💀	If you’re anything like me, it could be negatively very emotional
😵‍💫	WTF did I just watch

Viewing method


⏭	I watched it skipping forward multiple times, and/or by using 1.25x or 1.5x
▶️	Watched the recap online for curiosity, because I couldn’t bear to watch the whole crap
⏹	I gave up watching

Genre / themes


⚥	Erotic elements / perversion / etc.
(⚥)	Erotic but aseptic (on purpose)
🍷	Alcoholism elements
🤖	Cyberpunk / post-apocalyptic elements

Feature films

👍Star Wars (original Star Wars trilogy) (1977)
🍿Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)
👍2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) Stanley Kubrick
⭐🏆The Ring (2002)
💩The Ring Two (2005)
⭐🏆🤖Cube (1997) Vincenzo Natali
🍿🤖Cube 2: Hypercube (2002)
💩🤖Cube Zero (2004)
⭐🏆🤖The Matrix (1999)
👍🤖The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
👍🤖The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
⭐🏆🤖The Terminator (1984) James Cameron
⭐🏆🤖Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) James Cameron
The version with the decent ending with the road passing by (the theatrical ending).
💩🤖Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
🍿🤖Terminator Salvation (2009)
🤢🤖Terminator Genisys (2015)
⭐🏆🤖RoboCop (1987)
⭐🏆🤖RoboCop 2 (1990)
⭐🏆🤖RoboCop 3 (1993)
The Fifth Element (1997)
First Blood / Rambo: First Blood (1982)
Rocky (1976)
👍Rocky IV (1985)
👍The Good, the Bad and the Ugly / Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo (1966)
⭐Men in Black (1997)
👍I, Robot (2004)
⭐Home Alone (1990)
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
🍿Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
👍The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
👍The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991)
👍Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult (1994)
👍Airplane! / Flying High! (1980)
🍿The Flintstones / The Flintstones Movie / The Flintstones: The Live-Action Movie (1994)
⭐Ghostbusters (1984)
Batman Returns (1992)
Batman Forever (1995)
Batman & Robin (1997)
⭐Bean / Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie / Bean: The Movie (1997)
👍Johnny English (2003)
😐Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)
👍Tre uomini e una gamba (1997) Aldo, Giovanni e Giacomo
👍Così è la vita (1998) Aldo, Giovanni e Giacomo
🍿Chiedimi se sono felice (2000) Aldo, Giovanni e Giacomo
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Look Who's Talking (1989)
👍Fantozzi (and the various sequels) (1975) Paolo Villaggio, Luciano Salce, Neri Parenti
👍Il ragazzo di campagna (1984)
👍The Pink Panther (some of the movies) (1963)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Scary Movie (some of the movies) (2000)
🍿Inspector Gadget (1999)
⭐Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
👍E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Steven Spielberg
⭐🏆💀🤖La Femme Nikita / Nikita (1990)
⭐🏆💔Edward Scissorhands (1990)
💔Braveheart (1995)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
🍿Tremors, Tremors 2? maybe others too? (1990)
Johnny Stecchino (1991) Roberto Benigni
⭐Life Is Beautiful / La vita è bella (1997) Roberto Benigni
👍Non ci resta che piangere (1984) Roberto Benigni e Massimo Troisi
👍🤖Nirvana (1997) Gabriele Salvatores
👍Jurassic Park (1993) Steven Spielberg
👍Jaws (1975) Steven Spielberg
👍Brokedown Palace (1999)
⭐🏆The Cyclone / Il ciclone (1996)
🍿The Last Kiss / L'ultimo bacio (2001)
👍💔A Walk to Remember (2002)
👍💔Titanic (1997) James Cameron
A Walk in the Clouds (1995)
The House of the Spirits / La casa de los espíritus (1982)
👍Saw (2004)
🍿"Saw" films up to "Saw 3D" (2004)
👍⚥Hostel (2005) Eli Roth
👍⚥Hostel: Part II (2007) Eli Roth
👍The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
⭐The Crow (1994)
👍V for Vendetta (2006)
⭐🏆💀Dark Water / 仄暗い水の底から (2002)
👍The Village / M. Night Shyamalan's The Village (2004)
I loved the ending.
⭐🏆⚥The Exorcist (1973)
💩Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
👍The Prestige (2006) Christopher Nolan
Road to Perdition (2002)
White Oleander (2002)
The Horse Whisperer (1998)
😐⚥Don't Say a Word (2001)
The Lion King (1994)
Robin Hood (1973)
The Mask of Zorro (1998)
😐Gladiator (2000)
😐300 (2006)
⭐The NeverEnding Story (1984)
⭐The Addams Family (1991)
⭐⚥Don't Move / Non ti muovere (2004)
⭐Jumanji (1995)
⭐The Mask (1994)
😐Godzilla (1998) Roland Emmerich
👍Bruce Almighty (2003)
Evan Almighty (2007)
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) Roland Emmerich
Independence Day (1996) Roland Emmerich
Casper (1995)
⭐National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
👍The Lives of Others / Das Leben der Anderen (2006)
Das Boot / U-Boot 96 (1981)
👍U-571 (2000)
⭐Maximum Velocity (V-Max) / Velocità massima (2002)
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993)
⭐Escape from Alcatraz (1979)
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
💔My Girl (1991)
👍The Truman Show (1998)
🍿Speed (1994)
⭐💔The Mighty (1998)
👍The Earthling (1980)
⭐Jeepers Creepers (2001)
👍Full Metal Jacket (1987) Stanley Kubrick
⭐Shaolin Soccer (2001)
So epic, kek.
⭐The Fly (1986) David Cronenberg
⭐💔The Fly II (1989)
My god, the dog and the ending…
Mission to Mars (2000)
👍The Mist (2007)
The ending made hystory, LOL.
👍Apocalypto (2006)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
A Beautiful Mind (2001)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Rain Man (1988)
👍Audition (1999)
👍There's Something About Mary (1998)
👍Cast Away (2000)
👍Final Destination (2000)
😐Highlander (1986)
🍿Stargate (1994) Roland Emmerich
⭐The Fast and the Furious (2001)
🍿2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
🍿The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
👍The Time Machine (2002)
👍The Terminal (2004) Steven Spielberg
Street Fighter (1994)
Mortal Kombat (1995)
👍Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) Francis Ford Coppola
😐Fascisti su Marte (2006)
😐The Number 23 (2007)
😐Guinea Pig 2: Flower of Flesh and Blood / ギニーピッグ2 血肉の華 (1985)
🍿Guinea Pig: Mermaid in a Manhole / ギニーピッグマンホールの中の人魚 (1988)
💩⏹Begotten (1989)

⭐💔⚥Pan's Labyrinth / El laberinto del fauno (2006)
🍿Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (2005)
🍿Amélie / Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain (2001)
🍿Wanted (2008)
⭐⚥Funny Games / Funny Games U.S. (2007)
🍿Teeth (2007)
😐Rec (2007)
😐Cloverfield (2008)
😐⚥A Clockwork Orange (1971) Stanley Kubrick
😐Cradle of Fear (2001)
😐Nekromantik (1987)
😐Nekromantik 2 / Nekromantik 2: Die Rückkehr der Liebenden Toten (The Return of the Loving Dead) (1991)
😐⚥From Hell (2001)
The movie about Jack the Ripper.
😐The New York Ripper / Lo squartatore di New York (1982)
😐Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
😐Beowulf (2007)
👍💀⚥Shutter (2004)
👍Trainspotting (1996)
🍿🤖Iron Man (2008)
⭐🏆💔🤖Jin-Roh / Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade / 人狼 (1999)
👍🤖Strange Days (1995)
⭐⚥The Hole (2001)
👍The Piano (1993)
⭐⚥The Piano Teacher / La Pianiste (2001)
😐The Pianist (2002)
👍Shine (1996)
👍The Legend of 1900 / La leggenda del pianista sull'oceano (1998) Giuseppe Tornatore
😐⚥Aftermath (1994)
⭐⚥Match Point (2005) Woody Allen
👍⚥The Blue Lagoon (1980)
👍Winter Light / Nattvardsgästerna (1963)
👍No Country for Old Men (2007)
👍Whatever Works (2009) Woody Allen
⭐🏆🤖Pulse / Kairo / 回路 (2001)
👍Shooter (2007)
🤢The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)
👍Elegy (2008)
The entire last part is unnecessary, though, and it ruins the film.
⭐Waking Life (2001)
⭐🏆The Best of Youth / La meglio gioventù (2003)
⭐⚥Martyrs (2008)
🍿Tokyo Gore Police / 東京残酷警察 (2008)
⭐💀⚥Christiane F. / Christiane F. – Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo (1981)
😐The Shipping News (2001)
🍿Nothing (2003) Vincenzo Natali
😐Sucker Punch (2011)
👍🤖Blade Runner (1982)
The version with the non-stupid ending.
👍⚥All the mornings of the world / Tous les matins du monde (1991)
⭐💀⚥Mouth to Mouth (2005)
👍⚥He Died with a Felafel in His Hand (2001)
👍Inside / À l'intérieur (2007)
👍⚥Frontier(s) / Frontière(s) (2007)
😐(⚥)Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom / Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma / Pasolini's 120 Days of Sodom (1975) Pier Paolo Pasolini
😐🤖Akira (1988)
👍⚥In My Skin / Dans ma peau (2002)
👍Amici miei (1975) Mario Monicelli
👍Amici miei - Atto IIº (1982) Mario Monicelli
👍Amici miei - Atto IIIº (1985)
👍⚥Fragile / Frágiles (2005)
👍Donnie Darko (2001)
👍Death at a Funeral / 2007
😐⚥Olympic Garage / Garage Olimpo (1999)
👍Pulp Fiction (1994) Quentin Tarantino
👍Taxi Driver (1976) Martin Scorsese
👍💔⚥Requiem for a Dream (2000)
👍⚥Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door / Jack Ketchum's Evil (2007)
👍WALL-E (2008)
👍Tron (1982)
😐Inglourious Basterds (2009) Quentin Tarantino
💩😵‍💫Mulholland Drive (2001) David Lynch
👍Cul-de-sac (1966)
😐The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
👍The Locker / 渋谷怪談 (2004)
👍Uzumaki / Spiral (2000)
🍿Joy Ride / Roadkill (2001)
😐Zatoichi / The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi / 座頭市 (2003)
😐The Book of Eli (2010)
⭐🏆Red Desert / Il deserto rosso (1964) Michelangelo Antonioni
😐3-Iron / Empty House / 빈집 (2004)
👍Buried (2010)
🍿Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003) Quentin Tarantino
🍿Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004) Quentin Tarantino
🍿Source code (2011)
👍Reservoir Dogs (1992) Quentin Tarantino
😐Sin City / Frank Miller's Sin City (2005)
😐The Spirit (2008)
👍Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Charlie Kaufman
👍Limitless (2011)
👍127 Hours (2010)
👍⚥🤖Eden Log (2007)
👍⚥🤖Existenz (1999) David Cronenberg
👍⚥🤖Brainstorm (1983)
😐🤖Minority Report (2002) Steven Spielberg
😐⚥🤖Natural City / 내츄럴 시티 (2003)
👍⚥A Dangerous Method (2011) David Cronenberg
⭐⚥Animal Kingdom (2010)
👍⚥Carnage (2011)
😐Machete (2010)
👍Never Let Me Go (2010)
😐⚥The ward / John Carpenter's The Ward (2010)
😐⚥Winter's Bone (2010)
😐⚥Turn Me On, Dammit! / Turn Me On, Goddammit! / Få meg på, for faen! (2011)
😐The Tree of Life (2011)
Pure crap, but certainly technically and visually awesome.
😐Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You (2011)
👍🤖Escape from New York (1981)
👍Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992)
👍⚥Hollow Man (2000)
😐Halloween (1978)
👍Moon (2009)
⭐(⚥)🤖Edmond (2005)
⭐🏆Primer (2004) Shane Carruth
👍The Party (1968)
👍A Few Best Men (2011)
👍Pi / π (1998)
👍Burke & Hare (2010)
😐The Game (1997)
😐⚥Fight Club (1999)
Never understood the appeal. And I cannot ignore the ridiculousness of scenes like the one where the protagonists punches himself as shown from the CCTV. It might have some good quotes, but the movie is ultimately stupid, and I hate any plot that has to do with multiple personalities.
😐⚥The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
😐⚥The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011)
🍿⏭Tusk (2014)
⭐⚥Sleep Tight / Bed Time / Mientras duermes (2011)
😐The Usual Suspects (1995)
👍Memento (2000) Christopher Nolan
⭐Whatever / Extension du domaine de la lutte (1999)
Not sure why they always have to change the ending from the books, which in this particular case is especially ridiculous and clashing; they always have to instill optimism even where there is literally zero room for it. Otherwise, a great adaptation.
⭐⚥Dogtooth / Κυνόδοντας (2009) Yorgos Lanthimos
⭐⚥Fat Girl / À ma sœur! (2001) Catherine Breillat
⭐⚥It Felt Like Love (2013)
⭐🏆💀⚥🤖Lilya 4-ever / Lilja 4-ever (2002)
😐The Tall Man (2012)
👍Childish Games / Dictation / Dictado (2012)
😐⚥Kids (1995) Larry Clark, Harmony Korine
👍⚥Naboer / Next Door (2005)
👍Ovosodo (1997)
👍One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
👍Orphan (2009)
👍💀It's Kind of a Funny Story (2010)
👍The Consequences of Love / Le conseguenze dell'amore (2004) Paolo Sorrentino
😐⚥🤖964 Pinocchio / Screams of Blasphemy / ピノキオ√964 (ピノキオ [ルート] 964) (1991)
👍One day (2011)
👍⚥The Brown Bunny (2003) Vincent Gallo
👍Parenti serpenti / Dearest Relatives, Poisonous Relations (1992) Mario Monicelli
👍The Interpreter (2005)
👍⚥Terri (2011)
👍Restless (2011)
😐💀The Art of Getting By (2011)
👍Vivre sa vie / Vivre sa vie: film en douze tableaux (1962)
👍🍷Barfly (1987)
😐Badlands (1973)
😐🍷Factotum (2005)
The first few minutes are so funny.
🍿Inception (2010) Christopher Nolan
⭐⚥Ken Park (2002) Larry Clark, Harmony Korine
⭐Prozac Nation (2001)
⭐🏆⚥Deep End (1970)
Apparently “meh”, it then somehow transcends the screen.
😐Paranoid Park (2007)
👍🤖Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
👍⚥Teorema / Theorem (1968) Pier Paolo Pasolini
😐⚥Pigsty / Porcile (1969) Pier Paolo Pasolini
😐⚥Partner (1968) Bernardo Bertolucci
⭐💀Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
⭐⚥Pretty Baby / La Petite (1978) Louis Malle
👍(⚥)Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
😐Journey to the Center of the Earth / Journey to the Center of the Earth 3-D / Journey 3D (2008)
🍿TransSiberian (2008)
👍The Italian Job (2003)
👍Swordfish (2001)
👍In Time (2011)

👍(500) Days of Summer (2009)
😐Adventureland (2009)
👍Amadeus (1984)
👍American Beauty (1999)
⭐🏆⚥Buffalo '66 (1998) Vincent Gallo
😐The Wackness (2008)
👍Ghost World (2001)
Hrmmm…
😐Silver Linings Playbook (2012)
👍Juno (2007)
⭐Léon: The Professional (1994)
⭐🏆⚥Like Crazy (2011)
😐⚥The Last House on the Left (2009)
👍The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)
😐On the Inside (2011) D.W Brown
🍿Project X (2012)
⭐⚥Sleeping Beauty (2011) Julia Leigh
💩Thumbsucker (2005)
👍Youth in Revolt (2009)

😐August Underground's Mordum (2003)
😐⚥Autoerotic (2011)
👍🤖28 Days Later (2002)
👍Elevator (2011) Stig Svendsen
👍Devil / The Devil (2010) John Erick Dowdle
🍿Hide and Seek (2005)
🍿Them / Ils (2006)
😐An American Haunting (2005)
👍Ginger Snaps (2000)
👍🤖The Road (2009)
👍⚥Good Dick (2008)
😐Tokyo! (2008)
The color palette of the first movie is outstanding, I love it so much.
👍Now, I... / Ima Boku wa / 今、僕は (2008)
⭐🏆Home (2008) Ursula Meier
⭐⚥Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011)
👍⚥Ruby Sparks (2012)
⭐Sister / L'Enfant d'en haut (2012)
😐Keith (2008)
👍The Annunciation / Angyali üdvözlet (1984)

👍An Education (2009)
👍(⚥)Evilenko (2004)
👍(⚥)Eyes Wide Shut (1999) Stanley Kubrick
😐Fear (1996)
😐⚥Love and Anarchy / Film d'amore e d'anarchia - Ovvero "Stamattina alle 10 in via dei Fiori nella nota casa di tolleranza..." (1973)
⭐⚥The Lover / L'Amant (1992)
😐⚥Lie with Me (2005)
😐⚥Secretary (2002)
👍(⚥)The Woodsman (2004)
👍⚥Diary of a Nymphomaniac / Diario de una ninfómana (2008)
👍⚥Y tu mamá también / And Your Mother Too (2001)

👍⚥We All Fall Down / Tutti giù per terra (1997)

👍Elephant (2003)
⭐The Class / Klass (2007)

💩⚥A Serbian Film (2010)
😐(⚥)Compliance (2012)
⭐Happiness (1998)
⭐⚥Megan Is Missing (2011)
⭐⚥Mum & Dad (2008)

👍Exam (2009)
😐The Killing Room (2009)

😐Welcome to the Sticks / Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis (2008)
👍Little Nicholas / Le Petit Nicolas (2009)
😐Children of a Lesser God (1986)
⭐The First Assignment / Il primo incarico (2010)
👍Phone Booth (2002)

👍Blue Valentine (2010)
😐(⚥)Deadgirl (2008)
🍿Drive (2011)
😐Il divo (2008) Paolo Sorrentino
👍⚥The Virgin Suicides (1999) Sofia Coppola
⭐Garden State (2004)
👍One Man Up / L'uomo in più (2001) Paolo Sorrentino
👍This Must Be The Place (2011) Paolo Sorrentino

👍Arizona Dream (1993)
👍Black Cat, White Cat / Црна мачка, бели мачор (1998)
😐The Family Friend / L'amico di famiglia (2006) Paolo Sorrentino
👍The Bling Ring (2013)
⭐⚥Tomboy (2011)
👍⚥After.Life (2009)
🍿⚥Choke (2008)
⭐🤖Her (2013)
😐Upstream Color (2013) Shane Carruth
🍿⚥I Spit on Your Grave (1978)
🍿⚥I Spit on Your Grave (2010)
🍿⚥I Spit on Your Grave 2 (2013)
🍿Qualunquemente (2011)
😐⚥Aquadro (2013)

⭐Apollo 13 (1995)
🍿Gravity (2013)
👍Yes Man (2008)
👍Europa Report (2013)
👍The Great Beauty / La grande bellezza (2013) Paolo Sorrentino
⭐⚥Blue Is the Warmest Colour / La Vie d'Adèle – Chapitres 1 & 2 (2013)
🍿The Departed (2006) Martin Scorsese

👍⚥As If I Am Not There / Као да ме нема (2010)
🍿Grand Piano (2013)
⭐Being There (1979)
👍Still Life (2013)
🍿⚥We Are What We Are (2013)
⭐⚥Nymphomaniac (Volume I and Volume II) (2013) Lars von Trier
👍⚥La Dolce Vita (1960) Federico Fellini
⭐🏆💀Oslo, August 31st / Oslo, 31. august (2011) Joachim Trier

😐11:14 (2003)
⭐Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
👍Inside man (2006)
👍Ocean's Eleven (2001)
🍿Ocean's Twelve (2004)
👍Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
👍The Bank Job (2008)

⭐Synecdoche, New York (2008) Charlie Kaufman
⭐⚥Hilary and Jackie (1998)
👍Idiocracy (2006)

👍Requiem (2006)
A very different take on exorcism-themed movies.
👍Lost in Translation (2003) Sofia Coppola
👍⚥Young & Beautiful / Jeune & Jolie (2013)
😐Vacancy (2007)
👍🤖Elysium (2013)
⭐🏆The Page Turner / La Tourneuse de pages (2006)
👍You Instead / Tonight You're Mine (2011)
😐Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003)

😐Jailbait (2013)
👍WarGames (1983)
👍⚥Enter the Void (2009) Gaspar Noé

🍿Interstellar (2014) Christopher Nolan

👍Intimacy (2001)
😐Eden / Abduction of Eden (2012)
😐Trust (2010)
⭐⚥Melissa P. (2005)
⭐⚥Romance / Romance X (1999)
😐⚥Love Letters of a Portuguese Nun / Die Liebesbriefe einer portugesischen Nonne (1977)
kek

👍Astronaut: The Last Push (2012)
💩⚥Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
👍Barefoot in the Park (1967)
👍Family Pack / Que faisaient les femmes pendant que l'homme marchait sur la lune? (2000)

😐Love Story (1970)
🍿Another Earth (2011)

⭐🏆Falling Down (1993)
👍Rampage (2009)
👍God Bless America (2011)
🍿Chained (2012)
🍿Groundhog Day (1993)
🍿Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
👍A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence / En duva satt på en gren och funderade på tillvaron (2014)
⭐⚥The Dreamers (2003) Bernardo Bertolucci
⭐Adam (2009)
👍Girl, Interrupted (1999)
👍Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006)
⭐⚥Secret Cutting / Painful Secrets (2000)
👍⚥Naked (1993) Mike Leigh
👍Suicide Room / Sala Samobójców (2011) Jan Komasa
😐Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
⭐🏆💀Helen (2009)
😐Tower Block (2012)
⭐🏆Melancholia (2011) Lars von Trier
👍American Sniper (2014)
💩Ashley (2013)
😐As Good as It Gets (1997)
👍Mediterraneo (1991) Gabriele Salvatores
«Chi vive sperando… muore cagando.»
👍The Odd Couple (1968)
😐The Forgotten (2004)
😐La Boum / The Party / Ready for Love (1980)
😐Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
⭐🤖Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
⭐⚥6 Years (2015)
👍Flawless (2007)
⭐The Best Offer / Deception / La Migliore Offerta (2013) Giuseppe Tornatore
👍The Martian (2015)
⭐He Was a Quiet Man (2007)

👍May (2002)
👍The Weakness of the Bolshevik / La flaquenza del bolchevique (2003)
💩⏭Cruel Intentions (1999)
⭐⚥Funny Games (1997)
⭐The Rules of Attraction (2002)
⭐🏆(⚥)American Psycho (2000)
⭐⚥Madrid, 1987 (2011)
⭐🍷16 Years of Alcohol (2003)
👍Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)
👍The Out-of-Towners (1999)
⭐Kes (1969)
🍿🤖Ex Machina (2014)
😐The Giver (2014)
⭐⚥Love Battles / Mes séances de lutte (2013)
👍Involuntary / De ofrivilliga (2008)
⭐💀⚥Black Swan (2010)
🍿Hanna (2011)
👍The Blues Brothers (1980)
⭐🤖Edge of Tomorrow / Live Die Repeat: Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
⭐The Godfather (1972) Francis Ford Coppola
💩⏹Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)
😐National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)
👍The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
😐Final Girl (2015)
⭐Goodnight Mommy / Goodnight Mummy / Ich seh, Ich seh (2014)
⭐The Elephant Man (1980) David Lynch
😐As Above, So Below (2014)
⭐Whiplash (2014)
👍The Boy (2016)
👍Jumper (2008)
⭐Virgin Mountain / Fúsi (2015)
👍The Suicide Theory (2014)
😐Space Warriors (2013)
🍿Killer Crush / Girl Obsessed / Homicidal Passion (2015)
👍⚥Clip / Клип (2012)
😐The Lobster (2015) Yorgos Lanthimos
👍Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993) Woody Allen
⭐⚥Love (2015) Gaspar Noé
⭐⚥Bang Gang (A Modern Love Story) / Bang Gang (une histoire d'amour moderne) (2015)
👍⚥Russian Lolita / Russkaya Lolita (2002/2007) Armen Oganezov
kek
⭐⚥Géminis (2005)
👍⚥Daniel & Ana (2009)
⭐⚥The Cement Garden (1993)
⭐⚥How to Draw a Perfect Circle / Como Desenhar um Círculo Perfeito (2009)
👍⚥Beautiful Kate (2009)
⭐Scarface (1983)
⭐🍷Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

⭐Everest (2015)
⭐Sully / Sully: Miracle on the Hudson (2016)

😐Thank You for Smoking (2005)
🤮⏹Blindness (2008)

😐Quel bravo ragazzo (2016)
👍💀⚥Thirteen (2003)
👍(⚥)Shame (2011)
👍Hidden Figures (2016)
👍The Bourne Identity (2002)
👍The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
👍The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
👍Caché / Hidden (2005)
😐Pride & Prejudice (2005)
😐To Write Love on Her Arms / Day One / Renee (2012)
🤢⏭9 Songs (2004)
🍿2:37 (2006)

🍿The Descent (2005)
😐La Ragazza della Scogliera / Tod eines Mädchens (2015) Thomas Berger
😐⏭The Young Victoria (2009)
😐⏭The Tree / L'Arbre (2010)
👍Fill the Void / Lemale et ha'ḥalal (2012)
👍City Slickers (1991)
😐⏭The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009)
😐⏭Keeping Mum (2005)
😐⏭Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
😐⏭The Grey (2011)
😐⏭Frequency (2000)
😐⏭Silkwood (1983)
😐⏭Cirkus Columbia (2010)
😐⏭School of Rock (2003)
👍Il Postino: The Postman / Il Postino (1994)
😐Bis (2015)
😐⏭The Promotion (2008)
👍Hard Cash (2002)
👍Boiler Room (2000)
🍿Cujo (1983)
👍THX 1138 (1971)
🍿The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Martin Scorsese
👍The Bear / L'ours (1988)
😐⏹Deep Blue Sea (1999)
💩⏭The Saint (1997)
😐⏭The Class / Entre les murs (2008)
👍Heat (1995)
😐Runaway Jury (2003)
👍The Devil's Advocate (1997)
😐Volcano (1997)
😐⏭The Orphanage / El orfanato (2007)
🍿Planet Terror (2007)
👍The Great Gilly Hopkins (2015)
👍Operation Petticoat (1959)
😐The Last Days on Mars (2013)
😐Point Break (1991)
😐Warrior (2011)
👍Empire State (2013)
⭐🍷Flight (2012)
👍The Trust (2016)
🍿District 13 / Banlieue 13 / B13 (2004)
⭐🤖RoboCop (2014)
A remake done well: that’s rare.
🍿Last Knights (2015)
😐Chaos (2005)
😐⚥The Human Contract (2008)
👍Arbitrage (2012)
👍99 Homes (2014)
⭐Another Year (2010) Mike Leigh

⭐⚥Water Lilies / Naissance des Pieuvres (2007)

👍Anesthesia (2015)
🍿The Machinist (2004)

😐Before We Go (2014)
😐Michou d'Auber (2007)
⭐Peter Pan (2003)
⭐💀Augusta, Gone (2006)

👍Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva / レイトン教授と永遠の歌姫 (2009)
The Detragan / Detra-Gigant is like Shuyin’s Vegnagun from Final Fantasy X-2.
😐Friends with Benefits (2011)
👍The Phantom of Liberty / Le Fantôme de la liberté (1974) Luis Buñuel
The arbitrariness of social mores…
👍⚥Lost and Delirious (2001)
👍🍷Zoran il mio nipote scemo (2013)
💩Premature (2014)

😐Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (2011)

💩Youtopia (2018)
😐⚥M.F.A. (2017)
👍Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017)
👍The Voroshilov Sharpshooter / The Rifleman of the Voroshilov Regiment / Ворошиловский стрелок (1999)
Epic movie ahah
😐Into the Wild (2007)
😐The Virgin Spring / Jungfrukällan (1960) Ingmar Bergman
👍Nocturnal Animals (2016)
⭐⚥Irréversible (2002) Gaspar Noé
🍿⚥I Spit on Your Grave III: Vengeance Is Mine (2015)
👍Disobedience (2017)
⭐⚥The Miseducation of Cameron Post (2018)
👍The Shining (1980) Stanley Kubrick
⭐Detachment (2011)
😐⚥Sexual Chronicles of a French Family / Chroniques sexuelles d'une famille d'aujourd'hui (2012)
⭐The Truth About Emanuel / Emanuel and the Truth About Fishes (2013)
😐⚥Berlin Syndrome (2017)
👍National Treasure (2004)
👍⚥Dogville (2003) Lars von Trier
👍⚥Gummo (1997) Harmony Korine
😐Pet (2016)
👍⚥Panama / CU46 - See You For Sex (2015)
👍⚥Q / Desire / Q: Amours, désirs et complications... (2011)
💩Fifty Shades Darker (2017)
💩Fifty Shades Freed (2018)
😐⏭The Disobedient / Neposlušni, Непослушни (2014)
😐Show Me Love / Fucking Åmål (1998)
😐Orwell 1984 (1984)

👍Boris - Il Film (2011)
👍L'ingorgo / L'ingorgo - Una storia impossibile / Black out in autostrada (1979)
😐Captain Fantastic (2016)
👍The Days Between / In den Tag hinein (2001)
😐Love in Thoughts / Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken (2004)
😐⚥A Real Young Girl / Une vraie jeune fille (1976)
⭐The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
😐One Hundred and One Dalmatians / 101 Dalmatians (1961)
😐The Aristocats (1970)
😐Pocahontas (1995)
👍⚥People That Are Not Me / Anashim Shehem Lo Ani (2016)
🍿Saving Grace (2000)
😐Daddy Issues (2018)

😐⏭Jules et Jim (1962)
😐Berlinguer, I Love You / Berlinguer ti voglio bene (1977) Giuseppe Bertolucci
👍Play It Again, Sam (1972) Woody Allen
😐Nostra Signora dei Turchi (1968) Carmelo Bene

😐Reprise (2006) Joachim Trier
😐The Perfection (2018)
😐Something (2018)
👍⚥Possession (1981)
⭐⚥Ma Mère (2004)
💩Savage Grace (2007)
😐⚥The Hot Nights of Linda / But Who Raped Linda? / La felicità nel peccato / Les nuits brûlantes de Linda (1975)
Lina Romay is outstanding.
😐Luna / La Luna (1979) Bernardo Bertolucci

👍⚥Palo Alto (2013)
👍Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014)

⭐Network (1976)
😐⚥Raw (2016)
👍Level 16 (2018)
⭐Escape Room (2019)
👍The Last Descent (2016)
About the Nutty Putty Cave rescue attempt.
⭐💀To The Bone (2017)
👍The Green Inferno (2013) Eli Roth
👍Piuma (2016)
⭐⚥Fiore (2016)
👍American History X (1998)
😐Joker (2019)
Technically good but, emotionally, it didn’t give me anything.
👍⚥The Untamed / La región salvaje (2016)
😐La belle noiseuse (1991)
⭐⚥Fish Tank (2009)
⭐Happy End (2017)
😐Suicide Club / Suicide Circle / 自殺サークル (2001)
😐The Duke of Burgundy (2014)
👍The Social Network (2010)
⭐⚥Crash (1996) David Cronenberg
⭐Submarine (2010)
😐Paul (2011)

👍🍷Bad Santa (2003)
👍T2 Trainspotting (2017)
👍Parasite / 기생충 / 寄生蟲 (2019)
👍⚥White Girl (2016)
👍Sweet Body of Bianca / Bianca (1984) Nanni Moretti
💩About Cherry (2012)
Emotionally dull.
😐The Housemaid / 하녀 (2010)
⭐Waterworld (1995)

⭐🏆⚥Innocence (2004)
⭐🏆Come and See / Иди и смотри (1985)

👍🤖Blade Runner 2049 (2017) Denis Villeneuve
⭐Coherence (2013)
⭐Triangle (2009)
⭐The Invitation (2015)
👍⚥LFO (2013)
⭐🍷Another Round / Druk (2020)
⭐Paprika / パプリカ (2006)
👍🍷⏭A Star Is Born (2018)
🍷28 Days (2000)
⭐🍷Crazy Heart (2009)
👍Walk the Line (2005)
⭐⚥🍷Smashed (2012)
👍⚥The Spectacular Now (2013)
👍Columbus (2017)

⭐⚥Palindromes (2004)
😐Intrusion (2021)
😐⚥On the Road (2012)
🍿A Cure for Wellness (2016)
⭐⚥Ammonite (2020)
👍Frida (2002)

⭐Sanctum (2011)
Cave diving.
🍿Omicidio all'italiana (2017) Maccio Capatonda
⭐💔La bambina che non voleva cantare (2021)
Film sulla cantante Nada.
😐Mr. Nobody (2009)
⭐Apocalypse Now (1979) Francis Ford Coppola
👍Rampage: Capital Punishment / Rampage: You End Now (2014)
🤮⏭Rampage: President Down (2016)

💩The Vault / Way Down (2021)
Good concept, though.
💩Shutter Island (2010) Martin Scorsese
⭐Freaks (2018)
👍Arrival (2016) Denis Villeneuve
Not many decent movies about aliens; this is one of them.
⭐Thelma (2017) Joachim Trier
⭐🏆⚥Two Lovers (2008)
⭐⚥The Catholic School / La Scuola Cattolica (2021)
🍿⚥The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) Yorgos Lanthimos
👍Stray Dogs / 郊遊 / Les Chiens errants (2013)
😐🍷The Comedy (2012)
🍿In the Tall Grass (2019)
🤢⏭Haunter (2013) Vincenzo Natali
👍⚥The Other Lamb (2019)
⭐💀The Fire Within / Le feu follet (1963) Louis Malle
💩⏭Atonement (2007)
⭐⚥Little Lips / Piccole labbra (1978)
⭐⚥Beau-père (1981)
⭐⚥Devils / Les Diables (2002)
⭐⚥We Are the Flesh / Tenemos la carne (2016)
😐⚥Marfa Girl (2012) Larry Clark
😐⚥Marfa Girl 2 (2018) Larry Clark
👍⚥A Real Life / Au voleur (2009)
😐Goodbye First Love / Un amour de jeunesse (2011)
🍿Dune / Dune: Part One (2021) Denis Villeneuve
⭐💀⚥A Girl on the Shore / うみべの女の子 (2021)
👍Emily the Criminal (2022)
🍿Howl's Moving Castle / ハウルの動く城 (2004)
😐⚥Last Tango in Paris / Ultimo tango a Parigi / Le Dernier Tango à Paris (1972) Bernardo Bertolucci

👍(⚥)Antichrist (2009) Lars von Trier

⭐Alice / Něco z Alenky (1988) Jan Švankmajer
😐The Conversation (1974) Francis Ford Coppola
⭐Who Works Is Lost / Chi lavora è perduto / In capo al mondo (1963) Tinto Brass
🤮⏭⚥The Beautiful Person / La Belle Personne (2008)
One of the worst movies ever.
⭐⚥Broken Mirrors / Marot Shvurot (2018)
Expected some low quality erotic movie, turned out to be quite a good and emotional serious film.
👍⚥Student Services / Mes chères études (2010)
⭐The House That Jack Built (2018) Lars von Trier
⭐The Imitation Game (2014)
💩⏭Talk to Me (2022)
💩Tenet (2020) Christopher Nolan
God, I hate Nolan, lol…
👍Missing (2023)
⭐🏆⚥Victoria (2015)
⭐⚥Climax (2018) Gaspar Noé
😐😵‍💫Lux Æterna + The Art of Filmmaking (2019) Gaspar Noé
⭐🏆Vortex (2021) Gaspar Noé
A review: «One leaves Vortex feeling cleansed by fire.»
💩Santa Maradona (2001)
Mah! Poi questo tipo di recitazione è invecchiato malissimo. “L’ultimo bacio” almeno era diretto meglio.
😐Doctor Zhivago (1965)
🍿Speak No Evil (2022)
⭐Martin Eden (2019)
🍿🤖Megan / M3GAN (2022)
💩Unhinged (2020)
Ahah
🍿Hereditary (2018)
👍Ted (2012) Seth MacFarlane
Fa pisciare ahah
👍⚥Midsommar (2019)
😐⚥Sex Is Comedy (2002) Catherine Breillat
👍The Platform / El hoyo (2019)
🍿Nowhere (2023)
Holy shit, LOL…
🍿😵‍💫(⚥)Skins / Pieles (2017)
Jesus christ, LMAO
🍿Crawl (2019)
🍿The Revenant (2015) Alejandro G. Iñárritu
Bah…
⭐The Summit of the Gods / Le Sommet des Dieux (2021)
🍿🤖Leave the World Behind (2023)
It has too many issues.
💩⏹The Call (2020)
🍿Mirage (2018)
🍿Man on a Ledge (2012)
💩⏭The Hater / Sala samobójców. Hejter (2020) Jan Komasa
Dude tried to make “The Social Network meets Breaking Bad” and failed miserably.
🍿/🤢Lift (2024)
I love the genre but, wow, so trash, ahah
💩🤖Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)
👍⚥Cuties / Mignonnes (2020)
💩Stowaway (2021)
🤮😵‍💫⏹Don't Look Up (2021)
That’s not how you do satire. Literally unwatchable.
👍The Ape / Apan (2009)
💩⏹Zodiac (2007)
Probably the most boring thing ever made by humankind.
👍🤖I Am Mother (2019)
🍿🍷The Hangover (2009)
💩⏹Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
🍿Oxygen / Oxygène (2021)
🍿/💩The Abyss (2023)
🍿Jackass Number Two (unrated version) (2006)
👍Creep (2014)
👍Creep 2 (2017)
👍Reptile (2023)
👍⚥Saltburn (2023)
🍿The Ruins (2008)
💩Eli (2019)
LOL. The plot is good, though. Everything else isn’t.
💩⏭The Woman in the Window (2021)
🍿Collateral (2004)
💩⏭You Were Never Really Here / A Beautiful Day (2017)
The fuck is this shit?
⭐🏆Perfect Days (2023)
👍⚥Adoration / Adore / Perfect Mothers / Two Mothers (2013)
⭐Triangle of Sadness (2022)
Amazing ahah
😐Misery (1990)
⭐🏆Eraserhead (1977) David Lynch
👍⚥Under the Skin (2013)
⭐💀Aftersun (2022)
😐An Angel at My Table (1990)
💩⏭(⚥)Whore (1991)

⭐⚥I Stand Alone / Seul contre tous (1998) Gaspar Noé
💩⏭Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
⭐Angels of the Universe / Englar alheimsins (2000)
👍Corner Office (2022)
💩A Ghost Story (2017)
Good potential turned into a nonsensical mess.
😐🤖Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
🍿🤖Ready Player One (2018) Steven Spielberg
⭐The Turin Horse / A torinói ló (2011)
💩Sneakers (1992)
👍Certain Women (2016)
⭐The Naked Island / 裸の島 (1960)
👍⚥Baby Love (1969)
⭐🏆💔Paris, Texas (1984)
👍Taste of Cherry (1997)
🤮▶️The Substance (2024)
Hollywood really is the antithesis of cinema. I don’t know what to think of those who compared this disaster to actually good body horror classics; just sad.
⭐Les heures souterraines (2015)
There’s something about its slice-of-life approach.
⭐The Innocents / De uskyldige (2021)
💩Sunshine (2007)
Cool ship, though.
⭐Annihilation (2018)
It’s as much philosophical as it is sci-fi. The transformations are beautiful. Some parts have terrible CGI, and that ruins the movie a bit.
💩Koyaanisqatsi (1982)
Fuckin’ environmentalist film. Message aside, some shots are cool; I loved the one with the escalators. The soundtrack, except the very theme, is atrocious, LOL.
👍⚥The Trouble with Being Born (2020)
Bearing two tragedies within its self. The very last seconds of the ending are chilling (💔). Awesome ambient soundtrack.
💩⏭Challengers (2024)
🍿Presence (2024)
👍⚥Bully (2001) Larry Clark
🍿Longlegs (2024)
🤮⏭⏹Monkey Man (2024)
💩(⚥)Destricted (2006) Larry Clark and others
🍿Borotalco (1982) Carlo Verdone
😐⚥The Smell of Us (2014) Larry Clark
Larry Clark forgetting to put a plot in his movies, as always, ahah
👍⚥Wassup Rockers (2005) Larry Clark
💩⏭Another Day in Paradise (1998) Larry Clark
⭐Time Stood Still / Il tempo si è fermato (1959) Ermanno Olmi
💩⏭Super Dark Times (2017)
Ok, it may be an indie, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s one of the stupidest movies ever conceived.
🤢⏭Wings of Desire (1987)
💩⏭⚥The Stendhal Syndrome / La Sindrome di Stendhal (1996) Dario Argento
“So bad, it’s good”; it’s like if the direction and the acting were made by a bunch of high school friends. That one scene where the killer is calling her on the phone and then he suddenly stands up from below the screen, LMAO
👍⚥The Worst Person In The World (2021) Joachim Trier
💩Biutiful (2010) Alejandro G. Iñárritu
Iñárritu has a certain expertise in making pointless movies.
🍿/💩Brick (2025)
Aside from the sentimental cringe, the idea and the ending are cool. The main actor has a weird face and expressions.
🍿Contact (1997)
👍Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)
It’s wrongly advertised, because it’s actually something like “splatter comedy”. Anyway, it’s funny as hell. Terrible CGI, though.
😐😵‍💫Mickey 17 (2025)
😐⚥Babygirl (2024)
Basically, the Hollywood (read “crappy”) version of “The Piano Teacher” (2001). It cannot compete.
⭐The Aviator (2004) Martin Scorsese
👍Mockingbird Don't Sing (2001)
The story of the feral child Genie.
🍿⚥Knock Knock (2015) Eli Roth
👍🤖⚥The Lawnmower Man (1992)
It’s basically Flowers for Algernon but with a different ending.
😐⚥Goodbye First Love / Un amour de jeunesse (2011)
🍿⚥Little Birds (2011)
💩Together (2025)
Good idea and start, but then it becomes a comedy.
💩⚥Strange Darling (2023)
👍💀The Solitude of Prime Numbers / La solitudine dei numeri primi (2010)
💀 only because I’ve read the book; the movie is not that powerful. They always change the ending from the books: they always have to instill optimism even where there is literally zero room for it. Anyway, some people are incompatible with life; and nothing can be done about it; and people will never understand that.
🍿Paper Towns (2015)
🤮⏭⏹⚥Stealing Beauty / Io ballo da sola (1996) Bernardo Bertolucci
⭐🏆There Will Be Blood (2007) Paul Thomas Anderson
⭐🏆The Visit (2015)
🤮⏭⏹Smile (2022)
👍Get Out (2017)
💩😵‍💫⏹Skinamarink (2022)
🤢Ad Astra (2019)
⭐🏆Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023)
⭐The GoodTimesKid (2005)
👍I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020) Charlie Kaufman
Not straightforward: the girlfriend twist is weakly portrayed, the “A Beautiful Mind” ending may not be obvious to everyone, etc. Also, full of unnecessary feminist moments. Still a nice piece of art, with schizoid aspects.
👍On the Count of Three (2021)
⭐🏆Warfare (2025)
👍Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
💩⏭Weapons (2025)
Yet another case of comedy advertised as horror.
👍One Hour Photo (2002)
⭐The Hurt Locker (2008)
😐😵‍💫Phantom Thread (2017) Paul Thomas Anderson
💩😵‍💫Octavio Is Dead! (2018)
👍The Girlfriend Experience (2009)
🍿⚥Kinds of Kindness (2024) Yorgos Lanthimos
😐Licorice Pizza (2021) Paul Thomas Anderson
⭐The Remains of the Day (1993)
💩⏹Inherent Vice (2014) Paul Thomas Anderson
🍿The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser / Jeder Für Sich Und Gott Gegen Alle (1974)
⭐🏆⚥Poor Things (2023) Yorgos Lanthimos
👍Empire of the Sun (1987) Steven Spielberg

Shorts

👍Pencil Face (2008) Christian Simmons
😐Visual Training (1969) Frans Zwartjes
😐Rain Town (2011) Hiroyasu Ishida
(graduation film)
😐Invisible / Modest Heroes: Tōmei Ningen / 透明人間 (2018) Akihiko Yamashita
👍Food, Flora, Darkness/Light/Darkness Jan Švankmajer
👍⚥Cutting Moments (1997) Douglas Buck
⭐The Black Tower (1987) John Smith
⚥Cherrybombs (2013) Tone Ottilie Frederiksen
👍Holger & Vilde (2010) Erik Green Petersson
👍Children (2011) Takuya Okada
👍Happiness (2017) Steve Cutts
😐Elevated (1996) Vincenzo Natali
👍Other Side of the Box (2018) Caleb J. Phillips
👍🤖The Last Man (2014) Gavin Rothery
😐🤖P.L.U.G. (2014) David Vyle Levy
😐This Is 25 (2019) David Mandell
😐An Object at Rest (2015) Seth Boyden
😐Inner Workings (2016) Leonardo Matsuda
👍One-Minute Time Machine (2014) Devon Avery, Sean Crouch
👍The Black Hole (2008) Philip Sansom, Olly Williams
🤮Catarina and the Others / Catarina e os Outros (2011) André Badalo
🍿⚥The ABCs of Death (2012)
🍿ABCs of Death 2 (2014)
👍ABCs of Death 2 - D is for Deloused (2014) Robert Morgan
👍🤖ABCs of Death 2 - U is for Utopia (2014) Vincenzo Natali
👍🤖This Time Away (2019) Magali Barbé
😐Feeling Through (2019) Doug Roland
😐Circuit (2013) Robert Gwisdek
👍Stalled (2022) Matt Black
⭐The Chair (2023) Curry Barker
💩We Die Alone (2020) Marc Cartwright
👍I Will Despise You (2020) Max Tobin
💩⏭Martha (2019) Christopher Haydon
😐Lily Meets Charlie (2019) Audrey Gagneux
😐Curve (2016) Tim Egan
👍Pam (2022) Luke Harris
😐Where Have You Been (2021) Colman Hayes
⭐Portrait of God (2022) Dylan Clark
💩The Narrow World (2017) Brent Bonacorso
👍Joggers (2022) Ajitpal Babbra
👍The Burden / Min börda (2017) Niki Lindroth von Bahr
😐The Laundromat Off Malibu (2021) Pier Paolo Piccoli
⭐Tord and Tord / Tord och Tord (2010) Niki Lindroth von Bahr
💩I'm Not a Robot (2023) Victoria Warmerdam
🍿Slut (2014) Chloe Okuno

Series

👍⏭⏹The IT Crowd (2006)
👍⏭⏹The Office (US) (2005)
Nice sketches, but the Pam-Jim back-and-forth thing is unwatchable.
😐⏹Sense8 S01 (2015)
⭐⚥Skins (UK) S01 (2007)
⭐⚥🤖Black Mirror S01-05 (2011)
💩🤖Black Mirror S06 (2023)
⭐🤖Black Mirror S07 (2025)
😐The Big Bang Theory S01-? (2007)
👍A Young Doctor's Notebook S01-02 (2012)
😐Being Erica S01 (2009)
⭐🏆Breaking Bad S01-05 (2008)
👍⏹Better Call Saul S01 (2015)
💩(⚥)13 Reasons Why S01 (2017)
That one scene in the last episode is one the best scenes in the history of cinema, on every level (⭐🏆💀). All the rest is pretty meh, though. And the dude taking ages to finish the cassettes just “because plot”… *facepalm*
😐⏹The Sopranos S01 (1999)
Bored me to death.
👍Boris (2007)
👍Buttafuori (2006)
⭐The Exorcist S01-02 (2016)
👍Petscop (2017) YouTube video series by Tony Domenico
😐The Backrooms (2022) YouTube video series by "Kane Pixels"
👍Louie S01-05 (2010) Louis C.K.
Eddie by Doug Stanhope (S02E09) is one of the apexes of the history of cinema (⭐💀).
⭐Horace and Pete S01 (2016) Louis C.K.
⭐💔The Queen's Gambit S01 (2020)
👍Euphoria S01 (2019)
👍⚥🤖Westworld S01 (2016)
🤢⏭Mr. Robot S01-04 (2015)
👍⚥Money Heist S01-02 / La Casa de Papel (2017)
I love the genre.
🤮▶️Money Heist S03-05
«It was successful, let’s make three more seasons.» «But sir, all narrative arcs are completed, the story is finished.» «Do it anyway, money is money.»
💩⏹Squid Game S01 (2021)
🍿/💩Lupin S01-03 (2021)
For being a Nike commercial, it’s entertaining. The screenplay however is utterly stupid, which is a pity because the plot is good. It’s like if it were intended to be made as a cartoon animation: then you would laugh at some scenes in a positive way, not in the did-a-child-write-this way…
🍿Man vs. Bee (2022) Rowan Atkinson
⭐⚥Dahmer - Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022)
👍American Vandal S01 (2017)
Amazing ahah
😐The Bear S01 (2022)
💩⏹Yellowjackets S01 (2021)
👍From S01 (2022)
🤢⏭From S02
«I’ll tell you what I can. But first, you have to do something for me.» • «Where are we going?» «It’s just a little further.» • «You all right?» «I’m fine.» • «What’s going on?» «Sorry, I have to go.» • «That’s all you get. You want more, you gotta help me with this thing here.» • «I’m gonna go home.» • Why bring the dead monster inside? Just inspect it outside. • The number of times that they trick you that something is happening and then it was just a dream/vision. • And it gets stupider and stupider with each episode. • Well, it’s from the guys who made “Lost”, so I guess it’s the same process repeated again: nice first season, repulsive continuation. It’s also basically the same plot.
🍿Ozark S01-S02 (2017)
🍿/🤮⏭Ozark S03-S04
From a TV series you expect either art or entertainment, or both. And you expect it to be of either good or bad quality. But you would never expect to be tortured by watching the protagonists fight implausible characters and situations. The character of Wendy’s brother in particular is the most stupid thing I’ve ever seen in the history of cinema, and it is a disservice on mental illness awareness. Ruth and the Langmore are an embarrassing stupid writing mess. Of course, like in other top-notch series (LOL) we have those scenes where something is happening but oh no it was just a dream/imagination. It seems that all shows fuck up in the later seasons, but it’s more disappointing when the first are good.
🍿/💩⏭The Watcher (2022)
👍Cunk on Earth (2022)
💩⏭Fool Me Once (2024)
🍿🤖Fallout S01 (2024)
😐(⚥)Baby Reindeer (2024)
😐💀⚥Normal People (2020)
“Like Crazy” meets “Nymphomaniac”, in a miniseries. Problem is, it doesn’t work. It should portray weird people but the series itself is weird and has no identity. It’s like the series itself is what actually has a mental illness. The very ending is the most stupid thing ever: it turns out that at the end of the day the protagonists are very normal indeed: «Let them grow their beards and talk careers…» Having tons of sexual partners and caring about your career path, the title wanted to be ironic, maybe, but it is not. Some schizoid elements are there, though, and the erotic ones too. The overall result is a half-successful thing. Emotionally speaking, this series can kill you or send you into a month-long depression, but that’s another topic: it doesn’t mean that the show is good.
🤮⏹Alice & Jack (2024)
Stopped at ep. 4 due to unspeakable cringe plot moment.
💩Severance S01 (2022)
I don’t have too much of a problem with the premise: one can just use suspension of disbelief. The issue is that the show gets stupider and stupider and slows down in parts were it shouldn’t, culminating with the ridiculous calm and composure of the protagonists in the last episode, while the poor dude is holding the levers… *facepalm*
😐😵‍💫⏹Slow Horses (2022)
👍The Terror S01 (2018)
Could have done without the supernatural bs, IMO. It would’ve been better.
🤮⏹The Terror S02
💩⏹Revolution S01 (2012)
Clichés speedrun any%.
⭐🏆💔Adolescence (2025)
🍿🤖Love, Death & Robots (2019)
🍿Shrinking S01 (2023)
💩⏭Shrinking S02
🍿⏹Person of Interest S01-S02 (2011)
🍿The End of the Fucking World S01-02 (2017)
Well, it’s certainly not “Moonrise Kingdom”, but anyway…

Childhood / TV

No emoji rating, because nostalgia makes it hard to.

ALF (1986)
Alias (2001)
Baywatch (1989)
Beauty and the Beast (1987)
Becchi, battibecchi e rebecchini
Su TV Koper-Capodistria. LOL.
The Benny Hill Show (1955)
Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997)
Camera Café (2003)
Casa Vianello (1988)
Celebrity Deathmatch (1998)
On MTV.
Columbo (1968)
The Cosby Show / I Robinson (1984)
CSI (Crime Scene Investigation) (2000)
CSI: Miami (2002)
CSI: NY (2004)
Dawson's Creek (1998)
Diff'rent Strokes (1978)
The Dukes of Hazzard (1979)
Elisa di Rivombrosa (2003)
ER (1994)
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990)
The Fugitive (2000)
House / House, M.D. (2004)
Judging Amy (1999)
Knight Rider (1982)
"Laurel and Hardy" sketches
Little Britain (2003)
Lost (2004)
MacGyver (1985)
Un medico in famiglia (1998)
Melrose Place (1992)
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1993)
Monk (2002)
Mr. Bean (1990)
Murder, She Wrote (1984)
My Secret Identity (1988)
With the aerosol spray, LMAO. History.
The Nanny (1993)
The O.C. (2003)
Un paso adelante (2002)
Pippi Longstocking / Pippi Långstrump (1969)
Prison Break (2005)
Renegade (1992)
Robot Wars (1998)
Sensualità a corte S01-05 (2005) Gialappa's Band
LOL
The Sentinel (1996)
Small Wonder (1985)
Tequila and Bonetti (1992)
Ultraman (~1980)
(One of the countless series: whatever was broadcasting at “Italia 7 Gold” at the time.)
Veronica Mars (2004)
Walker, Texas Ranger (1993)
The X-Files (1993)
Zorro (1990)

Cartoons & Anime

In general, not really my thing.

👍Madness Combat (series) (2002) Matthew "Krinkels" Jolly
😐⏹Neon Genesis Evangelion / Evangelion (1995)
😐Death Note (2006)
😐🤖Trigun (1998)
Meh. The generation ship was cool, though, and Nicholas certainly had quite an original weapon.
💩⚥Welcome to the N.H.K. (2006)
Disappointing. Clannad was more emotionally heartbreaking for a hikki than this crap, i.e. when Tomoya becomes an electrician.
👍💔Clannad & Clannad After Story (2007)
👍🤖Serial Experiments Lain (1998)
💩⏹Sword Art Online S1 (2012)
😐⏭⏹Rick and Morty (2013)
😐⏭⚥Mysterious Girlfriend X / 謎の彼女X (2012)
For the kek.
💩😵‍💫⏹Golden Boy (1995)
👍🤖Pantheon S01 (2022)
My take on the uploading process.
🤢🤖Pantheon S02
A work for the masses. The last episodes are stupid, nonsensical, and over-the-top. But most importantly, so optimistic and kitsch, that Maddie ends up saying “I miss pain”. The ultimate sugary Hollywoodian pro-humanity crap.
🤮The Amazing Digital Circus (2023)
Cheesy messages, and transgender stuff.

Childhood